My sister thinks she’ll go into labour soon. I cannot fucking wait. Bring me my nephew and he can come party with me and my other nephew.
Love the little fuckers.
*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
Well then it’s a good thing they live under water
^you deserve a trophy
Oliver + cupping Felicity’s face throughout the seasons.
- Mel & Sue
- Plot twists [one time somebody stole somebody elses custard & another time somebody took ginger gandalf’s ice-cream out the freezer]
This is why dogs are the best.
Rock on service dogs
Nobody makes fun of Demi Lovato better than Demi Lovato